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majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

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perspectave:

how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?

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saunteringvaguelydownwards:

wonda-rondo:

ice-cold-water:

mentalalchemy:

coolstoryfuckface:

THESE BANANAS WERE

TATTOOED WITH A TOOTH-PICK.

*gives up on life*

it’s a thumb tack 

Banana Art

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hands0nic:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

the comment perfected this post

hands0nic:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

the comment perfected this post

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bookwormandpoet:

simplystormie:

Stop it it’s too cute

I AM DYING 

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Some wise words from Dame Julie.

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

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I’m sorry but it confuses me why everyone freaks out about diamond rings

seath64:

This is a Diamond engagement ring (kinda obvious)
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And this is an Opal engagement ring.
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Just my opinion but why isn’t opal a giant thing :? You also get crazy variations like the Lightning Ridge Black Opal….

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Dragons Breath Fire Opal…..
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Even this fucking Harlequin Opal that looks like a rainbow on LSD
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…JUST… OPALS MAN

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“Try to love yourself as much as you want someone else to.”
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